Alright... so Part 2 of this saga... Ellie did stay for about a week, so I have plenty of material... ;-)
Everything was going along swimmingly... Mom would take Ellie out in the morning and not return til in the evening... but as they entered, the wafting of the offensive stench of leftovers filled the room... Why would someone eat such repugnant morsels of sushi or bbq topped pizza??? Dis-gusting! Pass me mybland, tasteless (MOM! Stop putting words in my mouth... this is MY blog - get your own if you think you have even half the creative writing prowess as I possess...) delicious turkey mash any day!
And then came the snow...
And more snow... And more snow... And more snow...
And do you know what happens when it snows??? Mom does not leave the house with Ellie... >^.-<
Let that sink in people...
Ellie
does
not
leave
the
house....
Do I need to remind you of the strangle hold? No, I didn't think I did... So, what is a kitty to do???
Well... Mom is now forced to cook a meal for her... And I'll have to admit... those steak fajitas DID smell pretty tasty... but, being thefinicky, temperamental (MOM! Not warning you again about this...) POLITE kitty that I am... I did not ask for any... nor was I offered any... (side eye... Mom...) So, they nom nom nom'd and watched movies all day... They watched some silly trilogy thing-a-ma-jiggy... Mom claimed the first one came out the year she was born... Who knew movies have been around THAT long?!?!?!? (I mean... in cat years... mom is... well.... a relic... That's why I'm here... to look after her ancient self...) Anyway... the two of them watched movies all day... and I actually found this agreeable since I had a choice of laps to sit in... I mostly, of course, sat in Mommy's, since lets be real... she wasn't about to strangle me... However... about half way through the movie marathon... mom started calling me something other than my name...
Everything was going along swimmingly... Mom would take Ellie out in the morning and not return til in the evening... but as they entered, the wafting of the offensive stench of leftovers filled the room... Why would someone eat such repugnant morsels of sushi or bbq topped pizza??? Dis-gusting! Pass me my
And then came the snow...
And more snow... And more snow... And more snow...
And do you know what happens when it snows??? Mom does not leave the house with Ellie... >^.-<
Let that sink in people...
Ellie
does
not
leave
the
house....
Do I need to remind you of the strangle hold? No, I didn't think I did... So, what is a kitty to do???
Well... Mom is now forced to cook a meal for her... And I'll have to admit... those steak fajitas DID smell pretty tasty... but, being the
Resemblance, I do not see one...
Give up? Imagine my ears pushed down a little further...
That's right! They started calling me Yoda! Yoda!?!?!?!? Mommy even had the AUDACITY to say if she could get the pic at a slightly different angle, my neanderthal (*gasp*) forehead would even FURTHER resemble this green goblin... *Hrmphhhh* THE NERVE! I may never speak to her again...
today...
within the next 10 minutes...
that would show her! ("No Riley, it's, "Show her, I will..." Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!!!" You are SOOOOO not funny... lets just leave the writing to me, shall we? "Writing to you, I will..." ;-)) *sigh* Mommy is so hard to train...
Anywho... The next day they were both outside clearing the snow from the driveway and car... and were off again... leaving me, once again, to enjoy the solitude of my house... *yawn* And after a few days... Mom left me overnight, but came back by herself the next day... Fortunately for her, I had not changed the locks yet...
Life is good...
~R
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